lube it up first, please

holy hell my page has been raped today - stats from all over, and so many digging into the archives.
if they all only knew that this page is just the tip of the iceberg..

if this stems from my "threat" of taking some one's baby - i've been telling her that since the little peanut was still in-utero.

ooo..
that might sound a bit worse, doesn't it?

i never intended on physical harm.

i swear.
heh...